More ARRRRGH!: Garage Sale Ukulele

Just to rub it in, Mister Jalopy has posted a full set of photos of his FIVE FRICKING DOLLAR Martin Style 1 Garage Sale Ukulele. Fwiw, we concur with Mark's assessment of the uke's value:

"I can tell you that it's worthless. I was just kidding you about old Martin ukes having any value whatsoever. I think it might be OK for kindling. I'll drive over to your place later today to pick it up."

Having fun in Witness Protection, Mister J? Link