Most Inane First Line of an Article About Jake Shimabukuro, Evar
If you've been reading Ukulelia or following Jake Shimabukuro for a while, you know that pretty much every article written about him is the same. The ukulele is not a toy, he's the Jimi Hendrix of the uke, blah, blah, blah.
Finally we have something new, if only because it contains the most inane first line ever written in an article about Jake. Behold: