I'll consider this penance for my admittedly bland attempt at an April Fool's post this year. (Not even one comment. Oh, well. I thought that if I said that Obama can't, but McCain can, it would be too obvious. At least give me credit for being subtle...)
I'm enough of a geezer to remember when guitar stores had signs encouraging people to try out any instrument so long as they didn't play Stairway to Heaven. Personally, I think the same extends to the uke.
But as stated, here is my cilice, tabbed out, courtesy of Al over on Uke Hunt. Link